Biden (aka Blockhead): Avoid all Airplane and Subway TravelBiden (aka Blockhead): Avoid all Airplane and Subway Travel

Biden told viewers of the Today Show to avoid all flying, subways, and confined spaces where someone might sneeze on you as a means to avoid swine flu.  I think this is part of his plan to ruin the airline industry, and then bail them out to force them to make hybrid jets!

Gingrich: I Would Have Taken Out N. Korean RocketGingrich: I Would Have Taken Out N. Korean Rocket


It would be nice if the White House had a pair.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on "FOX News Sunday": "We do not appreciate the scale of threat that is evolving on the planet, and North Korea is a totally irresponsible dictatorship run by a person who is clearly out of touch with reality, and I think to say, you know, we’re now going to have another meeting at the U.N. to have another paper resolution that has meaningless effect is very dangerous."

 

GOP Has a Budget Plan, With Graphs and Everything!GOP Has a Budget Plan, With Graphs and Everything!

The GOP is tired of the MSM and dems saying they don't have a plan and can only say "no".  So here it is!  The GOP's budget plan.  Oh, by the way, we also have a housing plan.  And we had a bailout plan, not that Obama bothered to read it on his way to Leno.

House Republicans have begun unveiling detailed alternatives to President Barack Obama’s policies — a concerted effort to push back against Democratic efforts to label them “the Party of No.”

On Wednesday, it was a housing plan. Thursday, it will be a big, TV-friendly stack of budget blueprints, “The Republican Road to Recovery.” That’s to match the president’s own platitudinous budget title, “A New Era of Responsibility.”

The House Republicans’ budget document, provided to POLITICO ahead of its release, makes sure no one can miss the point: Each chapter begins “The Republican Plan,” and each section is divided into “The President’s Budget” and “Republicans’ Solution.”  read more »

MIKE ALLEN & VICTORIA MCGRANE
Politico

Krugman: New Bank Bailout a DisasterKrugman: New Bank Bailout a Disaster

Krugman is terrified of Obama's new plan to spend a Tril $ buying up bad bank assets.  Can we PLEASE replace Geithner???  Pretty Please???

Over the weekend The Times and other newspapers reported leaked details about the Obama administration’s bank rescue plan, which is to be officially released this week. If the reports are correct, Tim Geithner, the Treasury secretary, has persuaded President Obama to recycle Bush administration policy — specifically, the “cash for trash” plan proposed, then abandoned, six months ago by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.

This is more than disappointing. In fact, it fills me with a sense of despair.

After all, we’ve just been through the firestorm over the A.I.G. bonuses, during which administration officials claimed that they knew nothing, couldn’t do anything, and anyway it was someone else’s fault. Meanwhile, the administration has failed to quell the public’s doubts about what banks are doing with taxpayer money.

And now Mr. Obama has apparently settled on a financial plan that, in essence, assumes that banks are fundamentally sound and that bankers know what they’re doing.

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NY Times

Bruno's Attempted Sex Tape With Ron PaulBruno's Attempted Sex Tape With Ron Paul

Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind Borat and Ali G, is filming a new movie about his gay Austrian character Bruno.  Somehow he scored a hotel interview with Ron Paul, where he attempted to make a sex tape.  Luckily for my retinas, Ron Paul declined.

Presidential candidates will do almost anything for publicity. But Ron Paul's appearance in Sacha Baron Cohen's upcoming Bruno movie suggests he draws the line at making sex tapes with gay Austrian TV hosts.

In a five-minute scene, comedian Cohen tries—and fails—to seduce the Texas congressman and former Republican presidential candidate in a Washington hotel room. A spokeswoman for Paul confirmed the appearance but declined to discuss details, which were provided by two people who attended a test screening last week.

The film, slated for release in July, is the follow-up to 2006's Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, about a Kazakh news reporter's quest to find a wife. Bruno follows a similar arc: After the flamboyant TV host's show in Austria gets canceled, he heads to the United States to try to resurrect his career.

The scene with Paul, filmed in early 2008, occurs about halfway through the movie, after Bruno gets the idea that you have to make a sex tape to become famous.

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Obama Doesn't Fancy Gordon BrownObama Doesn't Fancy Gordon Brown

Obama gave Britian's Prime Minister Gordon Brown a bit of a chilly reception this week.  Good move, show disinterest in the one big ally that stuck with us in the Iraq War.  I guess since he didn't need to "reboot" this relationship, he'd knock it down a peg or two.

 

Our British cousins are getting the feeling that the new administration doesn't fancy them.

The murmurs began when President Obama returned to the British Embassy the Winston Churchill bust that had been displayed in the Oval Office since Tony Blair lent it to George W. Bush.

The fears intensified when press secretary Robert Gibbs, announcing British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's visit to the White House, demoted the Churchillian phrase "special relationship" to a mere "special partnership" across the Atlantic.

And the alarm bells really went off when Brown's entourage landed at Andrews Air Force Base on Monday night. Obama, breaking with precedent, wouldn't grant the prime minister the customary honor of standing beside him in front of the two nations' flags for the TV cameras. The Camp David sleepover that Blair got on his first meeting with Bush? Sorry, chaps.

 

Washington Post

Obama's Big SpeechObama's Big Speech

Obama is addressing Congress tonight.  Is he going to continue to be a big Debbie Downer and scare everyone about the economic crisis?  Or will he try and excite the country with the thought of socialized banking.  I'm heading for the hills either way.

For weeks, the President's staff has been writing and revising the speech, which is likely to be the most comprehensive statement of Obama's vision for the nation since the Inauguration. So what will Obama say?
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The Anti-Bush

If there is one thematic frame that has infused almost every action of the early Obama Administration, it has been this: Obama is no George W. Bush. He won't interrogate prisoners like Bush. He won't operate Guantanamo Bay like Bush. He won't accept lobbyists into his administration like Bush. He will court the opposition party much more seriously than Bush. He is unlikely to even keep the Bush request for a new helicopter to transport the president around the Washington D.C. region. "The helicopter I now have seems perfectly adequate to me," Obama says.
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The Stimulus Trojan Horse

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Time Magazine

Rick Santelli Rips the Obama Housing BailoutRick Santelli Rips the Obama Housing Bailout

Rick Santelli, a CNBC reporter, exploded in a tirade this week from the Chicago Board of Trade accusing the president of crafting a housing bailout that is unfair to the millions of people who bought a house responsibly and have been making their mortgage payments. "Government is promoting bad behavior," Santelli said on his network (see video, above). "Do we really want to subsidize the losers' mortgages?"