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Al Franken Declared Winner in MinnesotaAl Franken Declared Winner in Minnesota

In a decision 8 months in the making, the Minnesota Supreme Court declared Al Franken the winner of the disputed Senate Seat.  Did they have the guy from Memento counting the votes or something?

Minnesota's Supreme Court has dismissed former Sen. Norm Coleman's challenge to the state's November election results and declared Democratic challenger Al Franken the winner.

The court's unanimous, unsigned opinion declared that Franken "received the highest number of votes legally cast" and is entitled "to receive the certificate of election as United States senator from the state of Minnesota."

If the ruling brings an end to seven months of challenges by Coleman, Franken would become the 60th member of the Senate Democratic caucus, a move that gives the party a filibuster-proof majority in the chamber, at least on paper.

 

Obama lays the smack downObama lays the smack down

Them some skeels!

Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Now we know who the 20th hijacker was....Rush Limbaugh!

Biden (aka Blockhead): Avoid all Airplane and Subway TravelBiden (aka Blockhead): Avoid all Airplane and Subway Travel

Biden told viewers of the Today Show to avoid all flying, subways, and confined spaces where someone might sneeze on you as a means to avoid swine flu.  I think this is part of his plan to ruin the airline industry, and then bail them out to force them to make hybrid jets!

Obama's Press Conference: I'm a Little Busy Over HereObama's Press Conference: I'm a Little Busy Over Here

Obama's Press Conference last night was like listing the highlights from a season of West Wing.  How much more can happen in 100 days?  Bailouts and Swine Flu and Pirates oh my!

But on Wednesday, in his third primetime press conference, Obama moved beyond the defense of his actions to a confession of sorts. Doing so much at once, it turns out, is actually quite a chore. "The typical president, I think, has two or three big problems," he said, just hours after a flu pandemic was declared "imminent" by the World Health Organization. "We've got seven or eight big problems."

He went on. "I don't want to run auto companies, I don't want to run banks. I've got two wars I've got to run already. I've got more than enough to do," he said. "So the sooner we can get out of that business, the better off we're going to be."

A few minutes later, in response to another question, Obama returned to the same theme. "If you could tell me right now that, when I walked into this office that the banks were humming," he said, "that autos were selling, and that all you had to worry about was Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, getting health care passed, figuring out how to deal with energy independence, deal with Iran, and a pandemic flu, I would take that deal

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by Michael Scherer
Time Magazine

GOP Senator Arlen Specter Switching to Dems, Oh my!GOP Senator Arlen Specter Switching to Dems, Oh my!

The Pennsylvania Republican is switching parties. I suspect this has something to do with how Hillary and Obama restructured the political landscape of Arlen's state back during the election. It went from slightly red to deep blue in six weeks.

According to thw Washington Post, Specter has voted with his fellow Republicans 65% of the time during his career.

Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter will switch his party affiliation from Republican to Democrat and announced today that he will run in 2010 as a Democrat, according to a statement he released this morning.

Specter's decision would give Democrats a 60 seat filibuster proof majority in the Senate assuming Democrat Al Franken is eventually sworn in as the next senator from Minnesota. (Former senator Norm Coleman is appealing Franken's victory in the state Supreme Court.)

"I have decided to run for re-election in 2010 in the Democratic primary," said Specter in a statement. "I am ready, willing and anxious to take on all comers and have my candidacy for re-election determined in a general election."  read more »

by Chris Cillizza
Washington Post

Key Posts Remain Vacant as Swine Flu GrowsKey Posts Remain Vacant as Swine Flu Grows

Obama has yet to fill 15 top positions in HHS and Emergency Response.  As we begin to implement a untested Pandemic Flu Emergency Response, it might be important to have someone other than temps doing the work.

As they confront the growing swine flu crisis, President Obama's administration is attempting to implement a never-before-tested pandemic response plan while dozens of key public health and emergency response jobs in the administration remain vacant.

The president has yet to fill 15 top positions at the health department or name a full-time director for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and five more nominations -- including that of former Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius to be HHS Secretary -- are waiting to be confirmed by the Senate, officials at the department said.

The top post at the CDC remains open but is being filled by an acting director. And at the Department of Homeland Security, which is leading the federal government's response to the swine flu outbreak, the functions of nearly 20 senior-level posts are being temporarily performed by career civil service employees.

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Washington Post

Are Republicans Looking to Ayn Rand for Answers? Are Republicans Looking to Ayn Rand for Answers?

Having lost their power, which probably happens often when you lose your dignity, credibility, scruples and sense of reality, the Party Republicans appear to be grasping for the only philosophical option they have left--Ayn Rand's ethical egoism. I can't say I'm surprised.

Are Republicans turning into libertarians?

Last week's Tea Party protests had their origins in the libertarian movement. Although many conservative groups were eager to co-opt their purpose, the core of the message -- anti-tax, anti-big government -- was about as libertarian as it gets. Participation in the rallies was also proportionately quite high in areas like New Hampshire and the Interior West, which are traditionally more sympathetic toward libertarian concerns.

We can argue about the significance of the tea paries and we can argue about whether they represent the way forward for Republicans. But they are just one manifesation of what seems like an increasing drift toward libertariansim within the party.

538.com

Daily Show Coverage of Tea Party ProtestsDaily Show Coverage of Tea Party Protests

The video is a few days old, but it's a great comparison of coverage of the Tea Party vs. past Democrat protests.